Leaf 366 – Senryu (or witty,
tom-foolery)
Last autumn I was gifted three
bottles of red wine by a family member who had been given them by their old boss.
Their boss was a doctor who was retiring, and when shutting down his practice,
he’d re-discovered the bottles of wine which he’d been gifted by some of his grateful
patients over the years. He wasn’t sure when, but some of them had probably been
given to him many, many years prior. The label was missing from one, another
looked as though it might not be too old, but the third had a distinctly dried-out
and brittle label which was almost detached – held in place only by a rubber
band! – This bottle, so the label attested, was a Château
Gombaude-Guillot Pomerol, 2001. Almost twenty-five years old!
We had no idea what conditions
the bottles had been kept in. For all we knew they’d been successively exposed
to the huge seasonal swings in temperature and humidity which afflict and
overwhelm Japan each summer and winter over the course of the last two decades
or thereabouts. So it was with some trepidation that I fished out my corkscrew from
its kitchen drawer.
The first, unlabelled bottle of wine
was undrinkable. It quickly disappeared down the plughole of the sink, followed
by the sludge which had accrued at the bottom of the bottle. But, the Château
Gombaude-Guillot Pomerol, 2001! – Well, contrary to expectations, it was really
rather good. A splash of it helped to spice up a very delicious spaghetti bolognese
and the rest of it was imbibed with suitable alacrity. It was only after
opening it and discovering that it was indeed drinkable that a little research
revealed that a bottle of this vineyard and vintage retails today for around
$55! – and so the last few glasses were downed heartily with an honourable salute
to the good doctor and his continuing health; may he have a long and happy retirement!

In addition, the following aberration
of a haiku – or rather, a somewhat unconventional senryu – was penned after a
couple of glasses of this very delicious Pomerol. With a somewhat nostalgic
sense of amusement, it harks back to memories of many a local character I’ve
met over the years, propping up the bar in the pubs of Cornwall. Every small
village seems to have at least one such character, usually an old salt with a
silver tongue!
This verse was originally posted
on Bluesky, in response to a #haikufeels writing prompt, with the following
explanatory prescript:
Somewhat shockingly, this one
breaks a rule about NEVER writing haiku that rhyme. But if I blame the
two very delicious glasses of red wine which I've just drunk a little too
quickly this evening, maybe just this once we can let this one slip by
unnoticed? ... Cheers!
There he goes again!
For a pint of beer –
spinning another yarn
the grockles love to hear.
Photographs by Tim Chamberlain